F or M
Michelle is still out there job hunting. She always has a problem of filling out the job application when she gets to the part about "Sex: F or M." She never knows which to choose.
She says she really likes to Fuck, but she spends most of the time Masterbating alone.
In a taxi, the passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
When everything went quiet in the cab, the driver said,
"Hey man, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said,
"I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied,
"Sorry, this isn't really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the past 25 years."
What do different bra sizes (A, B, C, D, E, ...) mean?
Do ya know why a bra is marked with A, B, C, D, E, F or G?